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If I could live... If I could just take one breath... I'd trade all the others away...
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Oh mah gawd... I loved watching the Kitty Krew get annihilated by Venom... I do feel that Carnage would have done it sooo well on his own, but I guess Venom & Spidey did well enough. All of the rest of you anti-KK people out there, I want to rid the NG realm of KK, and with your help, we can blam them into oblivion. Add their works to your favorites (at the bottom [naturally]), and then just Blam them daily. The bonus is that you collect Exp Points for blamming them, and you get blam points on your profile. So, let's work towards a better, prettier, Kitty Krew-less NG future. And remember, only YOU can help prevent their crap from infesting the Portal.
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VENOM:- "chuckles"
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Needed better contrast on text color though... Hard to read some of it. But it was funny to see a Super Mario take on 24
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i sorta realized the text problem, ill look 4 a better text color,
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But Foamy is actually somewhat funny to people that know the basis of the jokes, and stuff.
Graphics: You had them. They weren't great.
Style: I gave you a pity rating of 2 in here.
Sound: Your music was crap, and had no voices.
Violence: None.
Interactivity: Enough to close the damn window the very second it ended.
Humor: None what-so-ever.
Overall of 1 because that's that average score, and because Naruto was in hell. But most of the other toons in there don't deserve it.
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thank you so much for your pity i really needed that almighty deathmetaleuphoria
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"HOLY CRAP! That was friggin awesome!"
Excellent music, with damn good manipulation of the frames and people, and purely funny material. Contents, stuff from: Scrubs, Bubble Boy, Trogdor (From Homestar Runner), Austin Powers, Weird Al, Ren n Stimpy, and others. Rocked my damn socks off, and I laughed soooo hard at this. Best installment yet. Make more!
Trogdor! Trogdor! Trogdor! Trogdor! Trogdor was a man... I mean, he was a Dragon-man... or, maybe he was just a dragon... But he was still... TROGDOR! TROGDOR! TROGDOR! TROGDOR! Burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants; burninating all the peoples, and their thatched-roof cottages! Thatched-roof cottages! When burnination has forsaken the countryside, only one man will remain. My money's on, TROGDOR! And the Trogdor comes in the night!
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Ren n' Stimpy? I didn't put any Ren n' Stimpy in....oh you know when words become weird when you either type hear or look at them too much? That just happened with "Stimpy"
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I agree with your own comments a little, 'cause the sound is a bit off, and it has a little stop n go graphics, but it's still an awesome flash.
But what is it with you putting Jesus in there? personally, I think he would've just made that one guy's head explode.
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And you have to do the tutorial. Otherwise, you'll be sitting there, trying to figure it all out while the clock ticks. Three different levels, with three unlockable mini-games. Three levels: Load n shoot, Empty n disarm, n Empty the Clip. Mini-games: Coin shoot, Spinning targets, and Chalice Elimination. Not a bad game. I came really close to high-score -ing on it, but I don't feel like working that hard to simply get my name on a list for a while, until someone better takes my place. Or some hacker ruins the board...
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For once, we see what that vixen looks like without the Chozo armor. Of course there is the somewhat kinky "zero suit" Samus, which is just a delicious vinyll suit, that makes all the fan boys drool. Back to this. I liked it, but Samus is not very happy to show you her goodies. Can someone just get her drunk, and bring a camera?
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Can anyone on NG truthfully say that they don't like hentai? I mean it. Personally, I like it. I'm not a hentai freak, but it's pretty good. Thank you for this lovely tidbit of hentai. Two thumbs up. And another appendage thats quite a bit longer, too.
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I am ninja, he is ninja, she is ninja, too. I am ninja, he is ninja, and I believe that you are ninja too!
I loved this one, not as much as the second installation, but thats simply because there's no light saber on this one. : ( So no jedi, but it's cool to be a ninja anyways. Besides, jedi knights don't have shuriken.
Damn those Boyscouts...
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"Try n find a Newground-er that doesn't like Hentai"
Seriously. Good pictures, but the game is a bit unresponsive when you get to complicated areas. But the music choice wasn't really my thing. Fun to play, and good umm, erhem, graphics. I await an update.
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ALLERGY WARNINGS: CONTAINS HENTAI, MATERIALS THAT HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH HENTAI, AND HENTAI CONSTITUENTS. (Not shouting)
Enjoy this game, my fellow pervs.
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